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Rehoming 2 idiot husbands.
We are two wives that have had it. Who wants two husbands? You will be their personal alarm clock. They will act like a teenager when you wake them. They will also expect you to report all money spent while they just spend whatever they want. They will want you to be a maid, accountant, cook, chauffer, personal assistant and psych. They will expect all this and throw a fit if you ask for the littlest things in return. They are helpless. Cannot be left alone for more than 2 hours. Horrible babysitters for fur or human babies. They snore a lot. They stink a lot. They wear shirts that are 2 sizes to small. You will have to dress them and shop for them. They like to play the victim and turn everything around on you.They refuse to wear cologne. Stock up on cologne. Spritz them when their back is turned. They don't listen to commands. Forget a honey do list. If something needs to be done and done right. You will have to do it. Do not expect romance or good gifts unless you buy them yourself. Be prepared to swat food out of their mouths. They will eat everything bad for them. Get used to constant bitching and man pms will rage. You will need wine. Lots of wine. For you. Not them. Its key to your survival. You may even find yourself resorting to voodoo and stocking up on cast iron skillets.
Please someone take them. We will include their clothes, car, and some food. They aren't crate trained. They do have all their shots.
Please help us find them a new home. No rehoming fee!!. We may even pay you to take them.

-Two Fed up Wives-
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